February 2009
If you were a second grade teacher…you’d get fired
– Nicole, on my cursing and potty mouth
I’m not Amy-middle-man-matchmaker-Yakuboff
– Lisa, my sister :)
Shit roses?
Hah! I poop money! Just found two quarters in my toilet. Either that or the toilet troll liked what he got…
Boss Ken: I can't go to SXSW this year. I have to go to Australia.
Me: Oh darn! Have you ever been?
Intern Jessi: You're gunna die
Ken: I hope not
Brooke: What's the face you always make?
Me: Harriet Winslow?
Brooke: Yes.
…it happened in 1993. Were you alive yet?
– My boss
NYT: Brooklyn’s New Culinary Movement →
zachlinder:
[via annagrimm]
I love McClure’s Pickles! And chocolate of course :) This is a great article.
I was in Starbucks and looked over at some lady and thought to myself, “Damn she has a lot of schmutz on her punim!” And then I remembered that it’s Ash Wednesday :-X
UGLY APARTMENT NEEDS TENANT →
Tropicana Bows To Public, Returns To Original... →
soupsoup: (Via bostonita)
Woo! I do kind of like the new orange shaped cap though… :)
NY Times Article
She’s such a turd
– Jeremy
STREAMING - NEW GREEN DAY SONG →
A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is, until she gets in...
– Eleanor Roosevelt (via littlemiss)
This is fitting.
(via lessee)
lessee:
babybitch:firecrackers:http://www.goldinuniverse.com/
Name: Amy Date: 2/18/2009 Colorgenics Number: 34571026
Utmost in your mind is success. You are constantly seeking stimulation and a life full of experience. You are trying to ‘grow’ and above all you need to develop freely and to shake off the shackles of self-doubt. You are an enthusiastic individual, full of life...
My future daughter-in-law went shopping for her wedding dress and said they make...
– Nicole, our accountant after I showed her my cousin’s champagne colored wedding dress.
Hmm...
I can’t wait til it’s warm enough for me to eat ice cream outside.
Just a thought.
Kuroma - “In New York, Everything is Tropical”
This vid makes me want to drop acid and wander the nyc.
A glimpse into my life
Sometimes, when I go to the bathroom at work I like to just sit there and think about stuff or stare at the door or just zone out. My co-workers probably think I’m pooping in there. If they knew me well enough though, they’d know I don’t poop in public/at work.
The end.
I really hate Pitchfork
Yeah, that’s fucking right. All they do is bitch about music. If you want music to sound a certain way then go make it your fucking self. Do they ever say ANYTHING positive about the bands they review or write about in general? Not really. A bunch of Negative Nancy’s that hide behind their computer screen and get a thrill on how pretentious they are while thinking their opinion...
Happy Friday the 13th!
Really embarrassing email that went around my...
Hey if anyone wants to go see thenewno2 at Mercury Lounge on Tuesday at 10 pm let me know by tomorrow morning. Amy is going as she will be marrying the band’s Dhani Harrison (although unfortunately his girlfriend will be there)
SO EMBARRASSED