July 2008
sarazucker:
if you haven’t already heard, pantihose for men are the new thing. start stuffing, fellas.
Mantyhose! We totally talked about this in my entrepreneurship class in college and what a failure it was! hahah
For once, some good news
mdfsmash:
Doctors at the University of Texas Medical Center in Houston may have found a cure for HIV/AIDS. [via cajunboy]
That would be amazing. Lets just hope this vaccine doesn’t get all I Am Legend on our asses and turns us into beastly creatures instead :-/
I NEED 3 PEOPLE TO...
Go to the Jonas Bros. show at Jones Beach on Friday, August 8th to hand out Menudo materials from 6:45 - 9:00. Each person gets 60 bucks.
The 411:
a) gotta take pics. Pics = Payment
b) gotta fill out a w-9
c) gotta be cool E-mail me if interested! Pass this along to anyone who could help!
It’s 5pm and I’m just eating lunch. WHAT A DAY
BTW, [redacted] looks like a 10 year old retard with those bangs.
– Anonymous :)
Today's Horoscope - Sagittarius
Amy, A change of residence in order to take advantage of new career opportunities is possible and could come about quite suddenly. Your sweetheart is looking for less talk and more action this evening. Surprise him or her with something special. A new spark in your relationship will help a great deal in strengthening it.
Pretty damn accurate minus the whole sweetheart shit! :)
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I GOT THE APARTMENT! PARK SLOPE HERE I COME!!
❤ Amy
Happiness is when...
You look down at your vibrating phone on your desk and see a name appear that you haven’t seen in quite some time and have a chat with a friend who just got home after being in Japan for the past year and haven’t talked to since!
gooneruk: Where does your Tumblr name come from? sarazucker: well, my name is sara zucker, so…
My last name is Yakuboff. I Rock. There you have it. Rockuboff
Thought of the Day
I really miss Pop Up Videos
The Whirly-Bird Mix →
Haven’t updated my muxtape in a while. Check it out. Enjoy :)
So not ready for it to be Monday :-/
reblog if you’re horny
shenis!
Going out! Yay Friday! Call if you want to meet up :)
omgomgomgomg GROSS
I was walking down the street with my coworkers to get lunch just now and some OLD MAN (At least 68) growled YUMMY at me.
Ok, Yeah I’m wearing a dress with a slight v-neck and I happened to be blessed with a chest…but YUMMY!? GROSS I threw up in my mouth a little bit
The George W. Bush Memorial Library
toddwickersty:azspot:
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The...
I stayed home today because I had one of those evil 24 hour stomach bugs. I can’t wait for tomorrow so I can go to work. I’m so weird!
Old Guys & Young Girls: I Hate You
peterwknox:
[an unprovoked off-topic rant by yours truly]
But girls, women, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??? I have the hardest time conceiving what woman in their right mind wants to date someone twice their age. When you’re 17, does that 35 yr old really beat out that twenty year old in terms of datability? The lolita factor just freaks me out no matter what the law allows. And when I try, and I do, to...
Black Kids album review on Pitchfork →
LOLZ
ouch! :-X
omg im craving oreos and milk so bad. I wish I had oreos :( :(
at 3:48 am… i don’t feel like smiling
The San Francisco Department of Elections has qualified our initiative to rename...
– An Enduring Legacy « Presidential Memorial Commission (via cbeth)
YESSSS. Perfect way to commemorate all this shit he put us through during is presidency.
Sagittarius Horoscope - 7.18.08
Amy, You tend to have too serious or pessimistic an outlook. A friend may know of someone who would be the perfect match for you. You may look desperate, but try asking around to see who is available. Keep your eyes and ears open for new and exciting opportunities.
Me, pessimistic? NEVER! lolz
This horoscope is terrible.
Back to square 1
Once again, I no long have a potential roommate. This is frustrating as hell. Anyone need a roommate? Know of anyone needing a roommate?