January 2008
Now you look like 42nd Street
– Lefty (Friendly neighborhood lunatic) — I hope that’s a good thing?
Pick Your Candidate →
Political Mumbo-Jumbo Cleared Up... a Bit.
A few weeks ago my sister posted a link leading to a site that listed 20 political issues that you could either support, oppose, or choose unknown/other, and rank them based on the level of importance to you. I feel kind of left behind in what’s going on with the elections, so I decided to do this ‘survey’ and see which candidate I relate to the most. I’m not saying...
OH MY GOOD, GOOD GOD
cbeth: My mind has just been completely blown; totally, completely obliterated. I just got offered a job at a production company in MUMBAI, INDIA. reblog this if you think i should take it. thank you for your participation. ***Congrats on the job offer!!! Take it if you want, but I’m going to be selfish and say noooo don’t go!! That’s pretty insane. Holy shit, INDIA?! Oh...
Natural Highs
Jamie sent me this e-mail earlier today and I thought it was really cute so I decided to share. I can relate to this list, because most of the time it’s the little things in life that make me the happiest! 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8....
Imagine if Mr. Ed and Napoleon Dynamite had a kid
– Sean (Talking about some chick that wanted him back in the day)
Have a not-so-frustrating day!
– Casey
Tumblrpedia?
I feel like Tumblr is the Wikipedia of blogs. I love how I click on links that lead me to random blogs, and eventually wonder how I got there, and where it was exactly that I started from.
Political Rant
Alright, so I just got home and turned on the State of the Union Address and it is physically making me ill. It’s no surprise that Bush in general has had this effect on me ever since his first day in office. I just can’t stand the fact that all he does is talk about war. Yeah it is an issue… an issue that be brought onto this country. He continually uses 9/11, Al Quaida and...
a typical night at the bar
me: hey, you want a ring pop?
boy: wow, that's awesome, but, no
Aw, they obviously weren't worthy enough
My Horoscope in Newsday (Sagittarius)
Dont rock the boat. Yeah, I totally feel jipped after seeing everyone else’s 2 sentenced horoscope for today.
Typical Day at Work
Nice older lady: ...Yes it's very icy outside!
Lefty (Friendly neighborhood lunatic): Yeah, yeah, go have an elephant man
Click to clean your screen →
via Graham & webmarc — david
Really bad pickup line?
So last night this guy came up to me and asked me if I was the chick from Cloverfield. I don’t know if he actually thought I looked like her, or if he thought that would be a good pickup line..hmm I never saw the movie so I don’t know what she looks like. I hope she’s not ugly!
I’m stuck at Baltimore Airport and I just realized the old lady behind me...
– Jamie
Actor Heath Ledger is Found Dead →
Holy.Crap. :(
This is hilarious →
I just find this very, very silly. Clearly, I’m full of incredibly useful and accurate information
Risa (telling us about what her Grandmother asked her): How's that nice tall Jewish boy you brought over that one time?
Lauren S: Yeah, the one who likes dick???
This is what you talk about when you hang out with...
Me: He's *so* Jewish
Lauren W: Yeah...his name is fucking Judah!
My family is afraid to say ridiculous things in front of me in fear of them ending up on my blog
I could never shimma’
– My Aunt Pat (Talking about shimmying)
Would You Take a Tumblr With This Man? →
…yes Congrats, David! :)